Sunday, March 15, 2015

The Ascension of The Ascension?



If you grew up Catholic (or any other God fearing religion for that matter) like I did, you would know that The Ascension refers to Jesus Christ's rise to the heavens before his disciples.  To the person with any common sense, one would think that an ascension of any form is a good thing, right?

Well... In the warm bosom of WWE.  Not so much.

Enter Viktor and Konnor.  WWE's version of The Ascension.  During their time in NXT, it seemed as if they were on a rise to the proverbial "heavens" of the main roster; steamrolling through competition and defining themselves as not only the longest reigning NXT tag team champions (364 days), but a tag team that would be dominant for years to come.  Fast forward to present day; however, and we see a team that is rapidly being regarded as a blatant "rip off" of arguably the most dominant tag team in wrestling history, The Road Warriors.  Not to mention a week to week burial from the WWE announce team; specifically JBL.  So the question remains..... What happened?

There's a lot of rumors floating around the Pro Wrestling multi-verse.  Some say that Vince can't get over a botched televised promo, which causes them to be buried on a weekly basis by #1 McMahon henchmen, JBL.  Others say that the way they are being booked; seemingly made to poke fun of and discredit legendary tag teams to get themselves cheap heat, are not perceived well by the WWE fanbase and as a result, there is a loss of faith from behind the curtain.  Whatever the case may be, the once imposing tandem of Viktor and Konner are now a stale, stagnant shell of something that could have been special.  So, I ask again.... What happened?

Here is it in a nutshell people.  Triple H is pre-occupied with the meteoric rise of the NXT brand.  Vince McMahon is seemingly out of touch and the WWE writing staff is hit or miss.  Also, let's not forget that Vince has always been anti-tag team wrestling.  That, coupled with mishandling of character development, is the reason there is no "ascension" for The Ascension.  Ever heard of the phrase, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it"?  This applies here, because had they not changed the original Modus Operandi of The Ascension, we would not be having this conversation.

Anyone remember the original gimmick?  The Ascension was a band of fallen angels who would stop at nothing to rise back to the heavens and would lay waste to anything that stood in their way.  Their entrance was awe inspiring, ominous, and just cool!  Don't take my word for it, go back and look!  When original members were removed and Rick Victor (Viktor) was paired with Conor O'Brien (Konner) as the new Ascension, the potential for that gimmick was far from a peaking point.  So much more could have evolved.... the possibilities were endless.

Can anyone say dream match?  A crazed religious zealot and his brain washed followers engaged in spiritual warfare with a lord of darkness and his fallen?  The Wyatts vs. The Undertaker with "the fallen angel" version of The Ascension is Wrestlmania money if you asked me..... but, I digress.

It's all a hearsay people.  Unless you work at WWE, you may never know why there is no "ascension" for The Ascension.  Fact remains though..  Somebody there better get it together before the clock stops on what could be a tag team that has far more potential than the WWE is pushing them to be.  WWE needs to "write" this wrong, because to put it in religious perspective... we're reaching the "fortieth" day folks.  It's almost time for The Ascension....


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Friday, March 6, 2015

Samoa Joe to NXT?


It is a few weeks removed from the TNA departure of Samoa Joe and the world of professional wrestling is already abuzz about where Joe will end up next.  Now, while most of you have already witnessed the excitment of Samoa Joe's electric return to Ring of Honor's 13th Anniversary pay-per-view.  While most of you have already witnessed the excitment of Samoa Joe announcing his intent on challenging Jay Briscoe for the ROH World Heavyweight Championship!  Absolutely nothing can be more exciting than the confirmed interest from WWE Executive VP, Paul "Triple H" Levesque, on signing Joe to deal that could see him collide with top talent on the NXT brand.

Now calm down people.....  Papo Esco knows what you're thinking.  Samoa Joe vs Daniel Bryan!  Samoa Joe vs Randy Orton!  Joe should just get a pass straight to the main roster, right?  Although I might agree.  NXT is the brand that will rejuvenate Joe's career and better prepare him for the bright lights and big stage that is WWE.

When Samoa Joe shows up on that yellow and black NXT stage.  He is set on a collision course with the who's who of top independent and international talent who, like him, couldn't stay off WWE's radar even if they had a cloaking device!  The addition of Samoa Joe to the NXT brand would further open the already vast interchangeable classic after classic matches.  NXT Heavyweight Champion Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn, Adrian Neville, Finn Balor, Hideo Itami and Solomon Crowe are just a few of the top talent that can offer Samoa Joe the type of competition needed to create something completely magical from bell to bell.

Just the presence of Joe on the NXT stage would also further the validity of a brand that is rapidly evolving past the "feeder farm system" that it was originally created to be.  Personally, Papo Esco can't wait to see what's next in this developing saga and I'll keep you updated once more information surfaces.

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